Dear Richard,

I'm so happy for you, I can hardly type fast enough. I truly believe that destiny is bringing us together. And most amazing of all, both our lives are about to change in a fascinating new way.

November 26th will mark the most important day of your life. That's because on this day the planet Uranus is highly charged in Pisces. And that means, Richard, there will be an enormous amount of lucky energy surrounding you.

And to harness all this incredible energy, I want you to have the powerful "Magical Square" as a special free gift.

Your 77 wealth days are about to begin...

I'll spare you a re-print of the remaining ten and a half pages of blurb, which culminate with the revelation that, in order to access this "lucky energy" and receive his "magical square", Richard needs to pay £23.95.

I don't recall "highly charged in Pisces" as being a standard astrological term....

Richard, typically, quipped something about modifying the sender's Uranus.